You know what’s truly a lost art these days? Streaking. Back in the day it involved preparation. It involved planning. You picked your spot and then went all in. No hesitation. No turning back. Just whip out your dick and run like hell. Meanwhile these days all you ever see is drunk idiots giving half ass performances before inevitably getting pummeled by security. It’s a sad state of affairs really. That’s why it’s so refreshing to see a video like this to remind me that there’s still streakers out there who respect the game. People who understand that it’s bigger than them. It’s about the process and the art form. It’s about honing your craft and executing when the lights are the brightest. And this ECU bro did just that. He didn’t shy away from the task at hand. He didn’t fold under pressure. He waited for the perfect opportunity and delivered a flawless performance. Solid A+ all the way around. Seriously if this dude wasn’t balls deep in every coed on the ECU campus after getting released from jail well then something is seriously wrong with this country.
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